XXX Military

Ivan Leong · Moderator Posts: 23 Join date: 2008-08-19

One day there were 3 guys who registered to be soldiers...Aaron, Bryan and Calvin. Three of them, each had the same assignment from the marshall. The assignment is to find 10 of the same things, preferrably fruits from the forest and bring them back to him. So, they started looking for 10 objects. The 1st one to come back was Aaron, he brought back 10 rambutans.

Marshall : Aaron, not bad. Now, insert all of d rambutans into ur asshole.
Aaron: WT*?! Don't u wanna eat them? Oh well...nvm.

So, Aaron started inserting d rambutans into his asshole...

Aaron : HAHAHAHAHA!!OMFG, MY ASS IS SO DAMN ITCHY NOW!!
Marshall : I didn't allow u to laugh. Now, taste d bullet of my gun.

Thus, the marshall killed Aaron with his gun because he failed the assignment. Then, Bryan came back with 10 sunflower seeds.

Marshall : Hmm, Bryan...not bad. Now, insert all of the sunflower seeds into ur asshole.
Bryan : Ok, i'll try my best.

Bryan inserted the sunflower seeds one by one but he suddenly started laughing until the 9th sunflower seed.

Marshall : I didn't allow u to laugh.*BANG*

So, Bryan died too... Bryan went to heaven and met Aaron.

Aaron : WT* MAN?! UR JUST ONE SEED SHORT!! Y IN D WORLD DID U LAUGH?!
Bryan : U wudn't understand my feelings... CAUSE I SAW CALVIN BRINGING BACK 10 DURIANS ON THE WAY BACK TO THE MARSHALL WIF MY OWN EYES!!