http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/-t1.htm Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:20:32 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/bbtech/logo.jpg http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/-t1.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/absent-to-school-t44.htm Anonymous The student answered, "My only uniform was out for washing, I couldn't come!"
Teacher said." what about yesterday?"
Student answered,"I was coming to school and on the way while passing by your house I saw your dress hanging in the sun. I thought you wouldnt come so I went back home!!"]]> House Of Jokes Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:20:32 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/absent-to-school-t44.htm#159 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/absent-to-school-t44.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/two-bad-habits-t43.htm yasaka
Her friend : " What are the bad habits? "

Madam Adila : " The first bad habit is naked sleep. "

Her friend : " Oh still Ok..Then whats the second bad habit ? "

Madam Adila : " Sleepwalking . "]]> House Of Jokes Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:07:16 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/two-bad-habits-t43.htm#158 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/two-bad-habits-t43.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/a-21-years-old-lady-t42.htm yasaka 某女從四十樓跳了下來，但立刻又後悔了… 於是她祈禱著：「老天啊?救救我吧！任何條件我都答應！」 這時，一隻手從三十樓伸出來，一個男人抓住了她， ... House Of Jokes Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:07:01 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/a-21-years-old-lady-t42.htm#156 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/a-21-years-old-lady-t42.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/madam-adila-and-her-husband-t40.htm yasaka One day, Madam Yasaka ask her husband: " darling, am I prettyl ? " So her husband answered: " Of course pretty ! " Madam Yasaka feel very happy when she heard that so she go and bath. When she had bath then she ask her husband again : " Is it you afraid that you will hurt me so you say I am pretty ? " Her husband answered quickly : " No, I am afraid that you will hurt me ! " House Of Jokes Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:31:49 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/madam-adila-and-her-husband-t40.htm#151 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/madam-adila-and-her-husband-t40.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/two-man-s-sad-story-t39.htm yasaka One day, two man were drinking alcohol together. So one man said : " My wife took all my money and ran away.". Another man reply : " you are quite lucky, my wife took all my money but still don't run away. " House Of Jokes Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:22:26 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/two-man-s-sad-story-t39.htm#150 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/two-man-s-sad-story-t39.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/xxx-military-t27.htm Ivan Leong One day there were 3 guys who registered to be soldiers...Aaron, Bryan and Calvin. Three of them, each had the same assignment from the marshall. The assignment is to find 10 of the same things, preferrably fruits from the forest and bring them back to him. So, they started looking for 10 objects. The 1st one to come back was Aaron, he brought back 10 rambutans. Marshall : Aaron, not bad. Now, insert all of d rambutans into ur asshole. Aaron: WT*?! Don't u wanna eat them? Oh well...nvm. So, ... House Of Jokes Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:13:06 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/xxx-military-t27.htm#127 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/xxx-military-t27.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/comedy-video-t25.htm Zi Jian
]]> House Of Jokes Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:43:23 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/comedy-video-t25.htm#105 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/comedy-video-t25.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/3-guys-2-bags-of-parachutes-t24.htm Ivan Leong In an aeroplane, consisted of 3 guys. They are a lawyer, a doctor and a student. The aeroplane was gonna crash but there were only two bags of parachutes so they had to decide which two parachutes to give to which two guys. 1st to voice out was the lawyer, he mentioned that he can speak up for one's compensation for death. So, the doctor and the student gave up the 1st bag of parachute. Then, it was the doctor and student's turn to argue. The doctor said it is his duty to save lives...so he asked ... House Of Jokes Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:30:14 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/3-guys-2-bags-of-parachutes-t24.htm#94 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/3-guys-2-bags-of-parachutes-t24.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/opposite-of-a-man-s-wish-t18.htm Ivan Leong There was this guy that couldn't get laid because he had a 25-inch penis! So one day he decides he's going to get it shortened. He goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, listen, you gotta help me. No chicks'll sleep with me cause I have a 25 inch penis!" After a few minutes intense examination the doctor delivers the bad news. "Look man, I'm sorry but this penis is so damn huge I can't possibly shorten it. However, I CAN give you the location of a witch that ... House Of Jokes Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:08:58 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/opposite-of-a-man-s-wish-t18.htm#75 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/opposite-of-a-man-s-wish-t18.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/words-of-the-wisemen-about-chicken-t17.htm taifoong The question is: Why did the chicken cross the road?, every famous and powerful person has different answers and grounds. GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represents the application of these two ... House Of Jokes Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:50:45 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/words-of-the-wisemen-about-chicken-t17.htm#73 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/words-of-the-wisemen-about-chicken-t17.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/still-x-rated-18-still-lol-jokes-d-t15.htm taifoong As you can see from the subject, this section contains jokes which are still X RATED-18+ which contains sexuality or violance. PLEASE VISIT/READ AT YOUR OWN RISK>> But hey?? whats wrong with that? its just a joke> jokes which will make you smile and laugh!!and most importantly they cheer you up and make your day!! HAVE FUN READING~~~ House Of Jokes Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:40:53 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/still-x-rated-18-still-lol-jokes-d-t15.htm#68 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/still-x-rated-18-still-lol-jokes-d-t15.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/the-beng-and-lianand-also-seng-d-t16.htm taifoong Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?" Operator: "Just a minute......" Ah Beng: "Thank You," and puts down the phone. ======================================================= At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender," JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches ... House Of Jokes Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:44:39 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/the-beng-and-lianand-also-seng-d-t16.htm#71 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/the-beng-and-lianand-also-seng-d-t16.htm http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/three-men-s-son-t11.htm angeloo Three men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing. The first man says, "My son has been doing so successful as a lawyer he got a mansion and shares it with his friend." The second mans says, "My son has been so successful as a doctor that he bought a convertible and a private jet for his friend." The third man says, "Well, my son hasn't been so "successful". In fact, I just learned he was gay and I've accepted ... House Of Jokes Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:46:00 GMT http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/three-men-s-son-t11.htm#46 http://victorians-ye.forumotion.net/house-of-jokes-f7/three-men-s-son-t11.htm